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Exactly, that’s the reason why I publicly boo anyone without a job who relies on the taxpayer in the street.Lifelongfan wrote: ↑Mon Feb 26, 2024 4:19 pm The scousers loudly booed the National anthem yesterday. Why not? We pay taxes that pay for this family. They do nothing for the working class
Especially since Jeremy Kyle got shut down and removed the middle man
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My guess is that if the outlook wasn’t very, very bad, we wouldn’t know about it at all. I reckon we’ll have another king by christmas
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Something's definitely up.
Will has just pulled out of a memorial service at Windsor for "personal reasons". Kate has been in hospital for "abdominal reasons" for several weeks now. Charles has turbo cancer.
I get that they want their privacy but, seeing as I'm paying for the buggers, I expect them to dance for me. Come on Witchell, time to earn your ages.
Will has just pulled out of a memorial service at Windsor for "personal reasons". Kate has been in hospital for "abdominal reasons" for several weeks now. Charles has turbo cancer.
I get that they want their privacy but, seeing as I'm paying for the buggers, I expect them to dance for me. Come on Witchell, time to earn your ages.
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Possibly. But I've been down the rabbit hole that is Kate Middleton Conspiracy Twitter, and it's wild. I'm now fully invested.
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What is the conspiracy? She’s getting lizards pulled out of her left and right?
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Yes. That's actually one of them.
The starting point is that she has not been seen publicly for two months, there's no clarity on just what the medical issue is that she's supposedly been treated for, the the silence from the media is deafening. You would usually expect the tabloid hacks to be going crazy over this, but for some reason they're all acting disinterested. To be fair to Nutjob Twitter, all of that is fair enough.
But then you start to read all the various theories as to what has happened to Kate, and it's brilliant. From giving birth to lizards, getting a Brazilian butt-lift, through to being in a coma following William nutting her.
The starting point is that she has not been seen publicly for two months, there's no clarity on just what the medical issue is that she's supposedly been treated for, the the silence from the media is deafening. You would usually expect the tabloid hacks to be going crazy over this, but for some reason they're all acting disinterested. To be fair to Nutjob Twitter, all of that is fair enough.
But then you start to read all the various theories as to what has happened to Kate, and it's brilliant. From giving birth to lizards, getting a Brazilian butt-lift, through to being in a coma following William nutting her.
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I'm told that she is refusing to be seen in public until William stops demanding to be peggedDunners wrote: ↑Wed Feb 28, 2024 10:36 am Yes. That's actually one of them.
The starting point is that she has not been seen publicly for two months, there's no clarity on just what the medical issue is that she's supposedly been treated for, the the silence from the media is deafening. You would usually expect the tabloid hacks to be going crazy over this, but for some reason they're all acting disinterested. To be fair to Nutjob Twitter, all of that is fair enough.
But then you start to read all the various theories as to what has happened to Kate, and it's brilliant. From giving birth to lizards, getting a Brazilian butt-lift, through to being in a coma following William nutting her.
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Some other theories include:
- secret baby (ginger or lizard)
- game of hide & seek got out of hand
- self-immolated 4 Palestine
- transitioning
- joined ISIS
- attempted suicide
- secret contestant on Celebrity Big Brother
- got stabbed in a no-go area (Brick Lane, not where you're all thinking)
- has been murdered and Buckingham Palace desperately trying to find a doppelganger
- BBL
- secret baby (ginger or lizard)
- game of hide & seek got out of hand
- self-immolated 4 Palestine
- transitioning
- joined ISIS
- attempted suicide
- secret contestant on Celebrity Big Brother
- got stabbed in a no-go area (Brick Lane, not where you're all thinking)
- has been murdered and Buckingham Palace desperately trying to find a doppelganger
- BBL
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(I'm totally involved in this now)Long slender neck wrote: ↑Wed Feb 28, 2024 10:18 am Probably just this https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68413546
Having given this far too much thought, I don't think that is it. That would be a perfectly reasonable reason to cite for him missing the memorial service, so surely they would have just said so. The fact that we've just been told "personal reasons" instead makes me think there's much more to this which requires investigation by trawling through the gutter of social media.
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The plot thickens.Long slender neck wrote: ↑Wed Feb 28, 2024 10:18 am Probably just this https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68413546
"...died from a "traumatic head wound" with a gun found near to his body..." Without meaning to speculate, I trust that the gun is to be dusted for Kate's fingerprints.
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Further clarification - It would appear that the "traumatic head wound" and the "gun found near to his body" are connected.
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I’m going to wait for confirmation as to how the bullet entered his head before I jump to any conclusions.
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Her sister Pippa was his old girlfriend. Why would Kate be involved?Dunners wrote: ↑Fri Mar 01, 2024 2:35 pmThe plot thickens.Long slender neck wrote: ↑Wed Feb 28, 2024 10:18 am Probably just this https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68413546
"...died from a "traumatic head wound" with a gun found near to his body..." Without meaning to speculate, I trust that the gun is to be dusted for Kate's fingerprints.