Clapham attack

[Currywurst and Chips]

Looks like he topped himself by jumping in the Thames

I know it’s a minor issue but is there a reason, legal or otherwise, why the BBC insist on the using the term “entered the water”.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68249835

[Proposition Joe]

Isn't that a fair term to use? They haven't found a body so all they know - or think they know - is that he entered the water. They can't say "drowned" as it hasn't been confirmed with no body.

[Hoover Attack]

What should they say? They don’t know whether he jumped, slipped, dived, bombed etc.

[Currywurst and Chips]

Great point, I’ll wait until the coroners inquest before I determine which verb would be pertinent to this case

[StillSpike]

The person went from a state of not being in the water, to a state of being in the water. It is unknown how that came to pass.

[Mick McQuaid]

The footage shows he was eyeing up his options for some time.

[ChorizO]

Still no word. It’s all speculation until a corpse is found.

[Proposition Joe]

Still no word. It’s all speculation until a corpse is found.

Looks like they've found 2, just neither of them were his.

[ChorizO]

Still no word. It’s all speculation until a corpse is found.

Looks like they've found 2, just neither of them were his.

Did he have anything to do with them though?

[Long slender neck]

Why would he have?

[ChorizO]

Why would he have?

He sounds like a right wrongun’ so there is no reason why it is impossible.

[Proposition Joe]

Its not impossible that you did them in either.

[Dunners]

Maybe this is what happens when you get a permaban.

[Long slender neck]

You end up in the Thames or you invent an alias that is posting from (checks notes) Panama?

[ChorizO]

Its not impossible that you did them in either.

No as I can vouch for my whereabouts.

Columbo once said a murderer returns to the scene of a crime.
Good enough for me.

[Proposition Joe]

Its not impossible that you did them in either.

No as I can vouch for my whereabouts.

Are you sure? When did these two men die? Seems a bit suspicious that you're claiming to have an alibi for one or two unknown dates that aren't in the public realm. Think Admin should flag this thread with the relevant authorities.

[Hoover Attack]

I would hope the relevant authorities are already tracking tuffers latest alias.

[ChorizO]

I would hope the relevant authorities are already tracking tuffers latest alias.

Lazy comment.

Tuffers can’t string more than two words together and speaks in single syllables. Surprised that I am being lumped in with a boarder whose modus operandi is easy to spot.

[ChorizO]

Its not impossible that you did them in either.

No as I can vouch for my whereabouts.

Are you sure? When did these two men die? Seems a bit suspicious that you're claiming to have an alibi for one or two unknown dates that aren't in the public realm. Think Admin should flag this thread with the relevant authorities.

My connections with Plod should ensure any flagging is given the respect it deserves. Isn’t that how the justice system works?

[Hoover Attack]

I would hope the relevant authorities are already tracking tuffers latest alias.

Lazy comment.

Tuffers can’t string more than two words together and speaks in single syllables. Surprised that I am being lumped in with a boarder whose modus operandi is easy to spot.

Who were you then?

[Proposition Joe]

Ianteresting question.

[CEB]

Body found. As yet no evidence that ChorizO didn’t do it

[Dunners]

Abdul Ezedi, a proud Geordie, amateur chemist and Christian, has died from drowning.

[Currywurst and Chips]

Hopefully we can work out how he “entered the water” now

[Hoover Attack]

Do we really need to dredge that up again?