Reading Saturday

[BIGRON]

Any alternatives to the shuttle bus from the station ? apparently its a bit of a slap to walk was thinking of a cab but it might be a problem getting one after the game

[Constanza]

I normally get The Guardian, love the Food supplement.

[Dunners]

I recommend Bravo Two Zero. You can usually get through that in an afternoon.

[CEB]

Gets better with every read

[Hoover Attack]

Ron, do you need a lift?

[BIGRON]

Ron, do you need a lift?

We're OK mate , there's 4 of us

[LittleMate]

Where is best to park, for us away fans?

[Hoover Attack]

Ron, do you need a lift?

We're OK mate , there's 4 of us

I didn't mean in the car.

I was just gonna say you're a decent bloke, your missus clearly loves you to bits to put up with you all this time, and you should be proud of how much time you spend on this message board despite your technological deficiencies. Keep your chin up fella x

[B.whitehouse+10more]

Ron, do you need a lift?

We're OK mate , there's 4 of us

I didn't mean in the car.

I was just gonna say you're a decent bloke, your missus clearly loves you to bits to put up with you all this time, and you should be proud of how much time you spend on this message board despite your technological deficiencies. Keep your chin up fella x

You’re not a nice person are you.

[Hoover Attack]

It's a joke Brian.

What I've done is used one definition of the word 'lift' - helping someone get from one place to another - then pretended I meant a different definition of the word 'lift' - raising someone's spirits by saying some nice things to/about them - for comedic effect.

I apologise for any offence caused.

[Constanza]

That escalated quickly.

[Dunners]

It's a joke Brian.

What I've done is used one definition of the word 'lift' - helping someone get from one place to another - then pretended I meant a different definition of the word 'lift' - raising someone's spirits by saying some nice things to/about them - for comedic effect.

I apologise for any offence caused.

When it comes to boardin' comedy, take it from the expert, it's best to keep things basic and just stick to what works: Two copies of Panda!

[Hoover Attack]

Hang on, is that a joke?

What is your standard runners up prize then?

[Dohnut]

Any alternatives to the shuttle bus from the station ? apparently its a bit of a slap to walk was thinking of a cab but it might be a problem getting one after the game

Reading Green Park station a 15 minute walk

[Long slender neck]

At what speed?

[Hoover Attack]

He should have a right pep in his step after my morale booster above.

[Dohnut]

At what speed?

About the same distance as Leyton Tube is to us. So for me that’s slow.

[Hoover Attack]

What's the parking like there?

Vaguely recall parking at the ground when we went there god knows how many years ago in the cup. Is there anything on street or is it all industrial park around there?

[Dunners]

What's the parking like there?

Vaguely recall parking at the ground when we went there god knows how many years ago in the cup. Is there anything on street or is it all industrial park around there?

Plenty of car parking at the stadium but there's residential streets within walking distance where you can park across somebody's drive.

[Long slender neck]

What might happen if you just parked on someones drive? What could they do about it?

[Dunners]

What might happen if you just parked on someones drive? What could they do about it?

If it's Beradogs' drive you'll need to just duck when the 9-iron comes flying towards your head. But other than that you should be fine.

[Hoover Attack]

What's the parking like there?

Vaguely recall parking at the ground when we went there god knows how many years ago in the cup. Is there anything on street or is it all industrial park around there?

Plenty of car parking at the stadium but there's residential streets within walking distance where you can park across somebody's drive.

Which direction from the ground?

If I can save a few pounds and piss someone off at the same time, I’m in.

[Stowaway]

Dunno why anyone’s bothering tbh, it’ll be match abandoned after 30 minutes.

[Long slender neck]

I think thats unlikely, unless we're smashing them.

[Lady Luck]

I think it's unlikely while they still have a chance of climbing out of the relegation places and have a suspended 3pt deduction hanging over them if there's more disruption.