Seen on Twitter

[mihmih]

NEWS JUST IN #LOFC || Joe Piggott slams Richie Wellens in press conference prior to Portsmouth match:

“The team aren’t gelling, the squad cannot be bothered anymore. The manager has totally lost his marbles and totally lost the dressing room. My career at Orient is done” by

and

BREAKING NEWS || Kenneth Goldman, CEO of ‘Sawkist’ is plotting a £4.7M bid for Leyton Orient Football Club LTD. Owner of Eagle Investments, Nigel Travis expected to comment shortly…

Exciting times… #LOFC

Both posted by a Steve Parkin

[Daily Express bot]

Incredible, well spotted, if true of course. I am not on Twitter .

[Proposition Joe]

That Steve Parkin account is a spoof, 'reporting' for a spoof website. Its an odd one in that it's not funny in the slightest, which I thought was the whole point of spoofs.

[Give it to Jabo]

What a pointless waste of time, then.

[Daily Express bot]

What a pointless waste of time, then.

It is and agree with Joe, had it been at least mildly amusing one could understand the ‘joke’. Seems a bit random and possibly a Portsmouth origin perhaps, designed to unsettle the Team today.

[gshaw]

That Steve Parkin account is a spoof, 'reporting' for a spoof website. Its an odd one in that it's not funny in the slightest, which I thought was the whole point of spoofs.

One of them ended up making 500k off Essex Council

https://www.itv.com/news/anglia/2024-01 ... ebook-page

[Hoover Attack]

Dodgy as you like.

[Chicken Dhansak]

Some of the spoof news articles in the 'Southend News' were hilarious.

[Hoover Attack]

Sure but not worth £500k.