Tory Watch

[Daily Express bot]

Well there will be some good laughs next week too no doubt.

[Proposition Joe]

I really do try not to judge people based on how they look, but it's hard to ignore the evidence of my eyes: to be a Tory politician, you have to be a proper awkward weirdo, don't you?

Really troubling to think about how many guys in their 50s and 60s will have been hugely aroused by that clip.

[Dunners]

Possibly a few that are younger too.

[BoniO]

Lovely hair though

https://x.com/GrahamSpiers/status/17098 ... 33866?s=20

Speech probably written by an Oxbridge nerd with a Masters in Politics and zero experience of the real World. It probably looked better on paper……

[BoniO]

It would have been even better if she’d kept that big sword she had for Charlie’s do

[Daily Express bot]

Lovely hair though

https://x.com/GrahamSpiers/status/17098 ... 33866?s=20

Speech probably written by an Oxbridge nerd with a Masters in Politics and zero experience of the real World. It probably looked better on paper……

Andy Burnham doesn’t have much experience in the real world either, look at him now? You must try to give people a chance in life I say.

[Story of O]

I really do try not to judge people based on how they look, but it's hard to ignore the evidence of my eyes: to be a Tory politician, you have to be a proper awkward weirdo, don't you?

Really troubling to think about how many guys in their 50s and 60s will have been hugely aroused by that clip.

I’m trying to fight it

[BoniO]

Lovely hair though

https://x.com/GrahamSpiers/status/17098 ... 33866?s=20

Speech probably written by an Oxbridge nerd with a Masters in Politics and zero experience of the real World. It probably looked better on paper……

Andy Burnham doesn’t have much experience in the real world either, look at him now? You must try to give people a chance in life I say.

Absolutely. If only some of the policy-making, speech writing whiz-kids had ever experienced any.

[Max B Gold]

I really do try not to judge people based on how they look, but it's hard to ignore the evidence of my eyes: to be a Tory politician, you have to be a proper awkward weirdo, don't you?

Yes but having nice hair helps to distract the audience.

[Max B Gold]

Lovely hair though

https://x.com/GrahamSpiers/status/17098 ... 33866?s=20

Speech probably written by an Oxbridge nerd with a Masters in Politics and zero experience of the real World. It probably looked better on paper……

The delivery by a completely talentless amateur actor in a shakespearian style probably didn't help either. You can see it's been rehearsed and why someone didn't call a halt during rehearsal is just cruel. Nice hair though.

[Daily Express bot]

I really do try not to judge people based on how they look, but it's hard to ignore the evidence of my eyes: to be a Tory politician, you have to be a proper awkward weirdo, don't you?

What do you mean, like Jarad O’ Mara?

[Dunners]

I really do try not to judge people based on how they look, but it's hard to ignore the evidence of my eyes: to be a Tory politician, you have to be a proper awkward weirdo, don't you?

Yes but having nice hair helps to distract the audience.

Some of us can multi-task.

[Daily Express bot]

Lovely hair though

https://x.com/GrahamSpiers/status/17098 ... 33866?s=20

Speech probably written by an Oxbridge nerd with a Masters in Politics and zero experience of the real World. It probably looked better on paper……

The delivery by a completely talentless amateur actor in a shakespearian style probably didn't help either. You can see it's been rehearsed and why someone didn't call a halt during rehearsal is just cruel. Nice hair though.

You think she is the only politician to have rehearsed a speech?

[Max B Gold]

Speech probably written by an Oxbridge nerd with a Masters in Politics and zero experience of the real World. It probably looked better on paper……

The delivery by a completely talentless amateur actor in a shakespearian style probably didn't help either. You can see it's been rehearsed and why someone didn't call a halt during rehearsal is just cruel. Nice hair though.

You think she is the only politician to have rehearsed a speech?

Ok I've had enough of your truly boring posts. Now foed

[Max B Gold]

https://x.com/gilliancopsey/status/1709 ... 43627?s=20

[The Mindsweep]

[Tuffers#2]

Number 10 sends 2 Navy ships to assist Israel.

[Tuffers#2]

funny

[E10EU]

Number 10 sends 2 Navy ships to assist Israel.

As a nuclear power, does Israel really need this?
Just a pathetic attempt from Number 10 trying to 'act big' and as though relevant?

[Tuffers#2]

Number 10 sends 2 Navy ships to assist Israel.

As a nuclear power, does Israel really need this?
Just a pathetic attempt from Number 10 trying to 'act big' and as though relevant?

Might be there to take in Palestinian refugees.

[Friend or fart]

That loveable rascal Peter Bone is in a whole host of trouble. Should be suspended from Parliament for 6 weeks & could trigger a recall petition. He has quite a lot of Right Wing chums, so he may get off lightly. Watch this space.

[Daily Express bot]

Bone’s bone gets him in bother:

https://amp.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... chdog-says

[Max B Gold]

Bone’s bone gets him in bother:

https://amp.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... chdog-says

Why is this not a police matter?

[Daily Express bot]

Bone’s bone gets him in bother:

https://amp.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... chdog-says

Why is this not a police matter?

It should be but the complainant victim will need to substantiate the matter by reporting it to the Police as a Crime , provide a statement, then it will be investigated. Sounds horrendous. The youngster must have been terrified if the allegations are correct.

[Friend or fart]

Just watched Andrea Leadsom ( not someone I normally admire ) give a perfect intervention, when one of her fellow Tories broke down, mid-speech talking on a personally emotive issue. Her timing was perfect.