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My mate's stutter is so bad, by the time he told us his nanna had died, we were all singing Hey Jude.
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What does Erdoğan and Little Miss Muffet have in common?
They both have curds in their whey.
They both have curds in their whey.
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Q: Why did the crab get barred from his local?
A: Because every time he came in, he kept giving it all that.
(Will admit this works better if told in person so one can see the hand gestures)
A: Because every time he came in, he kept giving it all that.
(Will admit this works better if told in person so one can see the hand gestures)
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Me and the Wife divorced 3 months after buying a waterbed ….We just seemed to drift apart.
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Two goldish in a tank. The first one says to the second one "any idea how to drive this thing?"
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My fairy godmother said she'd grant me one wish, I could either have a long penis or a long memory, I dont remember which one I went with.
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A man and his wife are sitting in a café. “That’s the Archbishop of Canterbury across the road isn’t it?” says the wife. “Go over and ask him.” So the husband hops across the road and speaks to him then returns.
The wife asks: “Well, is he the Archbishop of Canterbury, what did he say?”
“He told me to f*** off,” he says.
“Oh that's a shame” she says. “Now we’ll never know.”
The wife asks: “Well, is he the Archbishop of Canterbury, what did he say?”
“He told me to f*** off,” he says.
“Oh that's a shame” she says. “Now we’ll never know.”
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My other half told me to put ketchup on the shopping list. Now I can't read the list...
I grilled a chicken the other day for two hours. The damn thing STILL wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road...
I just had a copper knock on the door saying he was looking for a guy with one eye. I said 'you should look with both you might find him quicker'...
I grilled a chicken the other day for two hours. The damn thing STILL wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road...
I just had a copper knock on the door saying he was looking for a guy with one eye. I said 'you should look with both you might find him quicker'...
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We were so poor,you could tell our house, we had toilet paper on our washing line, plus I was so unlucky I had a wooden rocking horse that died
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My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
I'm going to have to put my foot down
I'm going to have to put my foot down
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