Dispatches on Saturday night

[CEB]

Rumours that there’s an explosive episode of dispatches airing on Saturday night in advance of a big story on Sunday.
I’ve heard speculation that a certain comedian might be about to be VERY #metoo’d, but how reliable that is I don’t know.
Any one heard anything?

[Proposition Joe]

Is it likely to be a big story in Little Britain?

[The Mindsweep]

Only fools would speculate who it might be

[Max B Gold]

Just hope it isn't one of my comedy heroes. Fingers crossed the investigation isn't fawlty.

[CEB]

Is it likely to be a big story in Little Britain?

Oooh if that’s what it is I will have to buy a very nice packet of biscuits indeed

[Dunners]

I'm just hoping that none of the nation's favourite comedy lines are embargoed. Fingers crossed that 4 candles, Triggers broom, Two copies of Panda, "don't tell 'em Pike" et al are safe.

[Proposition Joe]

Is it likely to be a big story in Little Britain?

Oooh if that’s what it is I will have to buy a very nice packet of biscuits indeed

Have to stress I have no idea if this is an accurate guess but there's certainly been plenty of smoke over the years.

[Stowaway]

Please let it be Michael McIntyre

[CEB]

I’ve got my fingers crossed for a certain long haired beardy comedian turned cult leader/conspiracy theorist . There’s been a whiff around him for a while

[Proposition Joe]

Heh. You'll never forgive him.

[CEB]

I feel like I’ve missed a pun here

[CEB]

Oh….. cos of Katy Perry

Jesus

[Dunners]

I just checked, and Kathy Burke is trending!

[Daily Express bot]

Oh….. cos of Katy Perry

Jesus

Hope so, could never understand what the fascination was about him. That Walliams got away with murder for too long also. Terrible show he had.

[Proposition Joe]

I just checked, and Kathy Burke is trending!

Only because she won't bow to the alter of Glinner.

[CEB]

Can I put it on record that I think glinner is a tw*t

[Proposition Joe]

Noted.

[CEB]

Though if what I’m hearing is true, by Sunday morning he might be one of the least cancelled comedians… apparently there’s a LOT of careers about to end

[Proposition Joe]

Definitely gonna stock up on biscuits. I saw the odious Toby Young saying the Sunday Times were working overtime on a big weekend scoop, assume this might be the same thing then?

[Dunners]

Will said comedian deploy the "Schofield" defence?

[The Mindsweep]

If there are many involved, could be pulled with injunctions flooding in

[CEB]

If there are many involved, could be pulled with injunctions flooding in

Don’t spoil the fun!

[The Mindsweep]

The Sunday Times is rumoured to be releasing the story at 3pm tomorrow

[Proposition Joe]

They'll feel really silly when they realise they're a day early!

[Max B Gold]

They'll feel really silly when they realise they're a day early!

Stuff like that could ruin the Brand.