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Orient Legacy Fans
Since the Travis takeover the club have enjoyed an increasing fan base due to our on the pitch success and the gentrification of Leyton.
I believe it is now time for our Legacy fans to step aside so the new generation can drive the club further up the leagues.
Legacy fans are taking up all the seats and space in the supporters club, taking too long in the bogs and when purchasing refreshments and in the club shop. They also cant do simple things like use a website to buy tickets or walk down stairs at an acceptable speed. They dont use public transport.
They also moan a lot and stink.
We need an Orient Legacy Fans Retirement Transition Strategy (OLF-RTS) Those who cannot amend their ways, should make way, so that the club can progress. I think each fan over 60 should be assessed on the points above and perhaps face a financial penalty should they fail to make the grade.
I welcome the action from the council of making it increasingly difficult to park in the local area. The club should take action an remove the concession for OAPs.
Any other ideas as i haven't really thought this through?
I believe it is now time for our Legacy fans to step aside so the new generation can drive the club further up the leagues.
Legacy fans are taking up all the seats and space in the supporters club, taking too long in the bogs and when purchasing refreshments and in the club shop. They also cant do simple things like use a website to buy tickets or walk down stairs at an acceptable speed. They dont use public transport.
They also moan a lot and stink.
We need an Orient Legacy Fans Retirement Transition Strategy (OLF-RTS) Those who cannot amend their ways, should make way, so that the club can progress. I think each fan over 60 should be assessed on the points above and perhaps face a financial penalty should they fail to make the grade.
I welcome the action from the council of making it increasingly difficult to park in the local area. The club should take action an remove the concession for OAPs.
Any other ideas as i haven't really thought this through?
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Re: Orient Legacy Fans
Excellent idea.
Another suggestion from me would be to remove all handrails from the steps leading to seats (should see some attrition during the winter months).
Get rid of the usual club contact points too, and make all interactions through social media platforms with AI bots.
Let's also get rid of the ale from the supporters club and replace it with draft beer, served in smaller glasses and for more money.
Eventually we should see the fanbase transformed into a more high-consumption demographic.
Another suggestion from me would be to remove all handrails from the steps leading to seats (should see some attrition during the winter months).
Get rid of the usual club contact points too, and make all interactions through social media platforms with AI bots.
Let's also get rid of the ale from the supporters club and replace it with draft beer, served in smaller glasses and for more money.
Eventually we should see the fanbase transformed into a more high-consumption demographic.
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Re: Orient Legacy Fans
Bollox. I'm 61 in 8 days so for the time being as not over sixty I support these measures.
There will be more space for Legacy fans and Glory hunters to coexist at the new stadium.
There will be more space for Legacy fans and Glory hunters to coexist at the new stadium.
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Re: Orient Legacy Fans
If that is what you want go support West Ham, Spurs or Arsenal. I will support the Os until the day I pop my cloggs.Long slender neck wrote: ↑Fri Jun 23, 2023 3:07 pm Since the Travis takeover the club have enjoyed an increasing fan base due to our on the pitch success and the gentrification of Leyton.
I believe it is now time for our Legacy fans to step aside so the new generation can drive the club further up the leagues.
Legacy fans are taking up all the seats and space in the supporters club, taking too long in the bogs and when purchasing refreshments and in the club shop. They also cant do simple things like use a website to buy tickets or walk down stairs at an acceptable speed. They dont use public transport.
They also moan a lot and stink.
We need an Orient Legacy Fans Retirement Transition Strategy (OLF-RTS) Those who cannot amend their ways, should make way, so that the club can progress. I think each fan over 60 should be assessed on the points above and perhaps face a financial penalty should they fail to make the grade.
I welcome the action from the council of making it increasingly difficult to park in the local area. The club should take action an remove the concession for OAPs.
Any other ideas as i haven't really thought this through?
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Re: Orient Legacy Fans
Long slender neck wrote: ↑Fri Jun 23, 2023 3:07 pm Since the Travis takeover the club have enjoyed an increasing fan base due to our on the pitch success and the gentrification of Leyton.
I believe it is now time for our Legacy fans to step aside so the new generation can drive the club further up the leagues.
Legacy fans are taking up all the seats and space in the supporters club, taking too long in the bogs and when purchasing refreshments and in the club shop. They also cant do simple things like use a website to buy tickets or walk down stairs at an acceptable speed. They dont use public transport.
They also moan a lot and stink.
We need an Orient Legacy Fans Retirement Transition Strategy (OLF-RTS) Those who cannot amend their ways, should make way, so that the club can progress. I think each fan over 60 should be assessed on the points above and perhaps face a financial penalty should they fail to make the grade.
I welcome the action from the council of making it increasingly difficult to park in the local area. The club should take action an remove the concession for OAPs.
Any other ideas as i haven't really thought this through?
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Re: Orient Legacy Fans
You could set up half a dozen MG42s on the top of the West stand and waste the populace of the East stand ensuring thousands more visiting fans with lots of dosh to spend.
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Re: Orient Legacy Fans
Will It go the age of the Fan or length of support as I'm in my 50's but have only been supporting the O's for about 30 years. So when i hit 60 they'll be people a decade or so younger than me who could be considered more of a legacy fan than me?.Long slender neck wrote: ↑Fri Jun 23, 2023 3:07 pm Since the Travis takeover the club have enjoyed an increasing fan base due to our on the pitch success and the gentrification of Leyton.
I believe it is now time for our Legacy fans to step aside so the new generation can drive the club further up the leagues.
Legacy fans are taking up all the seats and space in the supporters club, taking too long in the bogs and when purchasing refreshments and in the club shop. They also cant do simple things like use a website to buy tickets or walk down stairs at an acceptable speed. They dont use public transport.
They also moan a lot and stink.
We need an Orient Legacy Fans Retirement Transition Strategy (OLF-RTS) Those who cannot amend their ways, should make way, so that the club can progress. I think each fan over 60 should be assessed on the points above and perhaps face a financial penalty should they fail to make the grade.
I welcome the action from the council of making it increasingly difficult to park in the local area. The club should take action an remove the concession for OAPs.
Any other ideas as i haven't really thought this through?
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Re: Orient Legacy Fans
Remove the bogs totally as youngsters will be able to last the game without needing a p*ss.
Might need to instal easily sanitised seating though.
Might need to instal easily sanitised seating though.
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Re: Orient Legacy Fans
He is a Spud fan !!WickfordO wrote: ↑Fri Jun 23, 2023 3:38 pmIf that is what you want go support West Ham, Spurs or Arsenal. I will support the Os until the day I pop my cloggs.Long slender neck wrote: ↑Fri Jun 23, 2023 3:07 pm Since the Travis takeover the club have enjoyed an increasing fan base due to our on the pitch success and the gentrification of Leyton.
I believe it is now time for our Legacy fans to step aside so the new generation can drive the club further up the leagues.
Legacy fans are taking up all the seats and space in the supporters club, taking too long in the bogs and when purchasing refreshments and in the club shop. They also cant do simple things like use a website to buy tickets or walk down stairs at an acceptable speed. They dont use public transport.
They also moan a lot and stink.
We need an Orient Legacy Fans Retirement Transition Strategy (OLF-RTS) Those who cannot amend their ways, should make way, so that the club can progress. I think each fan over 60 should be assessed on the points above and perhaps face a financial penalty should they fail to make the grade.
I welcome the action from the council of making it increasingly difficult to park in the local area. The club should take action an remove the concession for OAPs.
Any other ideas as i haven't really thought this through?
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Re: Orient Legacy Fans
Most modern fans are capable of supporting more than one side. No shame in it.WickfordO wrote: ↑Fri Jun 23, 2023 3:38 pmIf that is what you want go support West Ham, Spurs or Arsenal. I will support the Os until the day I pop my cloggs.Long slender neck wrote: ↑Fri Jun 23, 2023 3:07 pm Since the Travis takeover the club have enjoyed an increasing fan base due to our on the pitch success and the gentrification of Leyton.
I believe it is now time for our Legacy fans to step aside so the new generation can drive the club further up the leagues.
Legacy fans are taking up all the seats and space in the supporters club, taking too long in the bogs and when purchasing refreshments and in the club shop. They also cant do simple things like use a website to buy tickets or walk down stairs at an acceptable speed. They dont use public transport.
They also moan a lot and stink.
We need an Orient Legacy Fans Retirement Transition Strategy (OLF-RTS) Those who cannot amend their ways, should make way, so that the club can progress. I think each fan over 60 should be assessed on the points above and perhaps face a financial penalty should they fail to make the grade.
I welcome the action from the council of making it increasingly difficult to park in the local area. The club should take action an remove the concession for OAPs.
Any other ideas as i haven't really thought this through?
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Re: Orient Legacy Fans
Why not? Without the money I and other legacy fans have put in over the years there wouldn't be a club for these jumped up glory hunters to support. If we're to be denied further opportunities I want my money back.
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Re: Orient Legacy Fans
1. Ban any legacy fan who doesn't pass a pre season ticket application screening to determine if they understand irony.
2. Use the Club's in match video to include random segments of crowd behaviours amongst the legacy fans. Anyone found sucking on a Fisherman's Friend to forfeit their seat.
2. Use the Club's in match video to include random segments of crowd behaviours amongst the legacy fans. Anyone found sucking on a Fisherman's Friend to forfeit their seat.
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Re: Orient Legacy Fans
The club is mainly funded by its generous owners. You could have bought shares if you wanted an investment.
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Re: Orient Legacy Fans
Only because you have no concept of loyaltyLong slender neck wrote: ↑Fri Jun 23, 2023 4:48 pmMost modern fans are capable of supporting more than one side. No shame in it.WickfordO wrote: ↑Fri Jun 23, 2023 3:38 pmIf that is what you want go support West Ham, Spurs or Arsenal. I will support the Os until the day I pop my cloggs.Long slender neck wrote: ↑Fri Jun 23, 2023 3:07 pm Since the Travis takeover the club have enjoyed an increasing fan base due to our on the pitch success and the gentrification of Leyton.
I believe it is now time for our Legacy fans to step aside so the new generation can drive the club further up the leagues.
Legacy fans are taking up all the seats and space in the supporters club, taking too long in the bogs and when purchasing refreshments and in the club shop. They also cant do simple things like use a website to buy tickets or walk down stairs at an acceptable speed. They dont use public transport.
They also moan a lot and stink.
We need an Orient Legacy Fans Retirement Transition Strategy (OLF-RTS) Those who cannot amend their ways, should make way, so that the club can progress. I think each fan over 60 should be assessed on the points above and perhaps face a financial penalty should they fail to make the grade.
I welcome the action from the council of making it increasingly difficult to park in the local area. The club should take action an remove the concession for OAPs.
Any other ideas as i haven't really thought this through?
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Re: Orient Legacy Fans
Dislike. Way outside this demographic but I have a bladder the size of a walnut so this idea can gtf.
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Re: Orient Legacy Fans
Mandatory hand washing at the bog exits more likely to be a successful strategy.
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Re: Orient Legacy Fans
If you’ve had a shower and only handled your own c*ck then what’s the problem?Long slender neck wrote: ↑Fri Jun 23, 2023 5:57 pm Mandatory hand washing at the bog exits more likely to be a successful strategy.