TOM JAMES

[Frogger]

Player gets injured.
OH NO THIS IS TERRIBLE, HES OUT FOR AGES NOW. <--------------Certain boarders on here reactions.

Player not seen for a week/in next game:
THERES NO UPDATE BECAUSE ITS SERIOUS, OH NOOOOOOOO, THIS IS AWFUL, THE REASON THEIR IS NO UPDATE IS BECAUSE THE INJURY IS MORE SERIOUS THAN IT IS, WHY CAN'T HE BIT FIT? WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Club provide update and looks like its not too bad and he's back in training:
OHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THEY'RE RUSHING HIM BACK FRON INJURY, THIS IS TERRIBLE NEWS, WHY CAN'T THE CLUB JUST DO WHAT I WANT FOR ONCE? WAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAA

Good Work Gary, you didn't even have to deploy your main two alias's this time

After reading this several boarders will now be thinking:

I really hope said player stays injured, so at least my ego can stay intact and I can say "I WAS RIGHT, THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE RETURNED HIM TO TRAINING, (even though the matter has been overseen by qualified physios) AT LEAST ITS PROVED THE BIG SHOT WRONG, NOW WHOS THE BIG SHOT WITH THEIR CORRECT OPINION ON THE MATTER?"

The cycle then starts over.

Wow a lot of effort went into that post with caps and the bold effects. Well done.

[Chief crazy horse]

That's right - it's a worry.

[The Big Shot]

None of you said I am wrong though, so I clearly have a point.

[Chief crazy horse]

..if it pleases you, then of course.

[faith1234]

Any chance that James might make a start or maybe the bench

[Currywurst and Chips]

Scored goal of the season today, ridiculous technique

[macc13Aug02]

Scored goal of the season today, ridiculous technique

Playing in central midfielder position. That worked out well I thought.