Things that Annoy You

[Thor]

They proper hate everyone! I never let a black cab out as they never say thank you, so up yours sunshine you can wait.

[Forty-Niner]

Cricketers who shout "Catch" and commentators who then add "Shouts of catch".

[WGC O]

Cyclists, pedestrians and car drivers

Ah. A cabbie, I see.

Nope I’ll include them as well

[Howling Mad Murdock]

Cyclists, pedestrians and car drivers

Ah. A cabbie, I see.

I'm a cyclist but I agree.

[bobo66]

Most things. I've got to the that grumpy old man stage.

[RedDwarf 1881]

Velcro

working class people who vote Tory

Cold Calling

West Ham

Brexiteers

drivers who stop / park on the wrong side of the road, after dark, and leave their headlights on

People who start a sentence with the word 'so'

Working class people of vote Liberal Democrat

Cyclists on main roads with their kids on a back seat

West Ham

Remainers

People Tailgating

[ComeOnYouOs]

Velcro

working class people who vote Tory

Cold Calling

West Ham

Brexiteers

drivers who stop / park on the wrong side of the road, after dark, and leave their headlights on

People who start a sentence with the word 'so'

Working class people of vote Liberal Democrat

Cyclists on main roads with their kids on a back seat

West Ham

Remainers

People Tailgating

Tailgating is a good one, Id forgotten about that. I sometimes put my hazard warning lights on when im being tailgated. Sometimes they get the message, and sometimes they even get closer. Too many aggressive, angry drivers on the roads these days

[o-no]

Almost anything anyone else does on public transport - I guess its not being able to get away from them

"Offers" from BT which have a million terms and conditions

Not being able to beat my son at Fifa

My watch which keeps telling me to stand up

Having to buy new policies for everything every year because they stiff you on renewals

Litter

People on planes with massive carry-on bags

Babies in business class

Foxes

Tradespeople who still can't do a good job even though they've been doing it for years

Politicians

You-tubers who con kids that their recommendations aren't something they've been paid for

Shrink-flation

Climate-change deniers and other stupid people

Love Island and other reality nonsense

God, I could go on and on...............

[F*ck The Poor & Fat]

Most things. I've got to the that grumpy old man stage.

I hate people who assume I'm grumpy cos I'm old. I was grumpy at 20.

[whittle81]

People who think they are 'hard' because they call someone a snowflake, Bumping into people on the high road becasue they are looking at there mobile device. People who say 'you know' many times in a short conversation.

[Orient Punxx]

Velcro

working class people who vote Tory

Cold Calling

West Ham

Brexiteers

drivers who stop / park on the wrong side of the road, after dark, and leave their headlights on

People who start a sentence with the word 'so'

Working class people of vote Liberal Democrat

Cyclists on main roads with their kids on a back seat

West Ham

Remainers

People Tailgating

Tailgating is a good one, Id forgotten about that. I sometimes put my hazard warning lights on when im being tailgated. Sometimes they get the message, and sometimes they even get closer. Too many aggressive, angry drivers on the roads these days

Feather the brakes - has a more amusing effect.

[Lucky7]

Almost anything anyone else does on public transport - I guess its not being able to get away from them

"Offers" from BT which have a million terms and conditions

Not being able to beat my son at Fifa

My watch which keeps telling me to stand up

Having to buy new policies for everything every year because they stiff you on renewals

Litter

People on planes with massive carry-on bags

Babies in business class

Foxes

Tradespeople who still can't do a good job even though they've been doing it for years

Politicians

You-tubers who con kids that their recommendations aren't something they've been paid for

Shrink-flation

Climate-change deniers and other stupid people

Love Island and other reality nonsense

God, I could go on and on...............

My watch which keeps telling me to stand up

Did you buy it from that dodgy looking geezer who sells Pandamonium and shouts a lot?

[Thor]

Working class people of vote Liberal Democrat

Cyclists on main roads with their kids on a back seat

West Ham

Remainers

People Tailgating

Tailgating is a good one, Id forgotten about that. I sometimes put my hazard warning lights on when im being tailgated. Sometimes they get the message, and sometimes they even get closer. Too many aggressive, angry drivers on the roads these days

Feather the brakes - has a more amusing effect.

If you car is quick enough, hit the brakes hard, then floor it and watch the horror on their face as they struggle to hold it all together whilst you piss yourself laughing.

[Howling Mad Murdock]

I got brake checked by a car recently on Tower Bridge and I was on my bike.

Motorists who can't be bothered to indicate anymore or indicate 2 milliseconds before they do the maneuver.Totally unhelpful.

EDF Energy with their nuisance texts and phone calls to get me to have a Smart Meter installed.Eff off.

[ComeOnYouOs]

Working class people of vote Liberal Democrat

Cyclists on main roads with their kids on a back seat

West Ham

Remainers

People Tailgating

Tailgating is a good one, Id forgotten about that. I sometimes put my hazard warning lights on when im being tailgated. Sometimes they get the message, and sometimes they even get closer. Too many aggressive, angry drivers on the roads these days

Feather the brakes - has a more amusing effect.

What does feather the brakes mean...ive never heard that term before?

[RBMarshall]

Those upside down number 8's in the Orient changing room and the fact that the Orient media team love to do interviews in front of them.

[Article_50]

Orient's shirt for 2019/20.

[Article_50]

Champagne Socialists

[RBMarshall]

Lasagne.

[Chief crazy horse]

Cry baby remoaners.

[Stamford O]

Baby on board signs.wtf is that about

[Max B Gold]

Cry baby remoaners.

Wide Eyed Brexiteers from the lunatic fringe.

[Thor]

Tailgating is a good one, Id forgotten about that. I sometimes put my hazard warning lights on when im being tailgated. Sometimes they get the message, and sometimes they even get closer. Too many aggressive, angry drivers on the roads these days

Feather the brakes - has a more amusing effect.

What does feather the brakes mean...ive never heard that term before?

Here you go.

https://www.iam-bristol.org.uk/index.ph ... rm-feather

[Howling Mad Murdock]

Baby on board signs.wtf is that about

Origins:

In the early 1980s, the highways and byways of North America became the showcase for America’s latest pet rock, the “Baby on Board” sign. The five-inch,black-on-yellow diamond-shaped signs which became an overnight sensation were usually placed in corners of vehicles’ rear windshields with suction cups.
Unlike what is implied in the gruesome folklore that has come to be associated with these advisories, their purpose was not to alert rescue workers to the presence of babies at accident scenes; they were instead supplications to other drivers to exercise additional care, reminders that they shared the road with vehicles carrying children.

Though the backstory about an infant who died in a car crash because he wasn’t found in time is one that would chill any parent’s blood, how these signs came to be is far removed from the lore. There were no dead babies, no horrific crashes.

In 1984, Michael Lerner founded Safety 1st for the purpose of manufacturing “Baby on Board” signs. The inspiration for the signs came not from a deadly accident that took the life of a youngster but from a friend who saw similar stickers in Europe.

Mr. Lerner himself was occasionally worked into the rumor — some versions asserted this childless bachelor had first developed the ”Baby on Board!” idea after losing a son or a daughter in an accident.

From its humble beginnings, Safety 1st went on to become a juvenile products marketer with a lineup that included teething rings, potty chairs, and electronic baby monitors — 650 items at all. The company went public in 1993, then was bought by Dorel Industries Inc., its Canadian rival, for $195 million in 2000.

[EastDerehamO]

Shoppers, especially in supermarkets, who apparently have no thought of the process of paying until they are physically told how much they owe, at which point they rake through a bag to find a purse, within which they search for the cash/ right card to pay with.

And while on the subject of supermarket checkouts, people who hand over a chunk of money off vouchers, with no real idea how many may be valid, and the poor assistant has to detach each one, scan it, either accept it or decline, while everyone else behind in the queue looks exasperated at the thoughtlessness for others of the person at the front.