When did you last have sex? (Suggested by NavarinO)

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When did you last have sex? (Suggested by NavarinO)

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As suggested by Navvy.

With or without participation of another human being.
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How do you have sex without another human?
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PW leads a sheltered life & there was me thinking that he was a bit of a W-nker!
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BTW sex is quite low down of my life style requirements: Locomotion, breathing and eating/drinking have greater emphasis. Sex is just a pleasant but very distant memory.
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I'm at it right now.
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Dunners wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 12:17 pm I'm at it right now.
Wipe the keyboard after you've finished please Dunners. :xxx :xxx
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Do dreams count 🤔
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1-0 Cox 3 minutes
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Constanza wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 1:02 pm 1-0 Cox 3 minutes
Tiny Cox ?
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I’m at it right now, with your mum.
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Ronnie Hotdogs wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 1:15 pm I’m at it right now, with your mum.
I wondered who was tickling me.
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BIGRON wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 12:48 pm Do dreams count 🤔
Always Ron, always!
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I’m married and 59 years old. Don’t ask.
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If my memory wasn't failing so badly, I'd probably be more upset about it.
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Ronnie Hotdogs wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 1:15 pm I’m at it right now, with your mum.
No surprise, she passed away 4 years ago.
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As daughter 23 years and 3 months old it must be 25 years
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Today
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Stamford O wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:53 pm As daughter 23 years and 3 months old it must be 25 years
Blimey mate, that must have been some pregnancy ;)
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Does a Monica Count ?
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BoniO wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:56 pm
Stamford O wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:53 pm As daughter 23 years and 3 months old it must be 25 years
Blimey mate, that must have been some pregnancy ;)
What are you suggesting?
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Stamford O wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 6:27 pm
BoniO wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:56 pm
Stamford O wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:53 pm As daughter 23 years and 3 months old it must be 25 years
Blimey mate, that must have been some pregnancy ;)
What are you suggesting?
That either she's an elephant or your maths is off
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Prestige Worldwide wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 12:09 pm How do you have sex without another human?
Do you really have to ask that question on an Orient message board :D
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Currywurst and Chips wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 6:42 pm
Stamford O wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 6:27 pm
BoniO wrote: ↑Wed Feb 02, 2022 5:56 pm

Blimey mate, that must have been some pregnancy ;)
What are you suggesting?
That either she's an elephant or your maths is off
Just done maths.I'm in bits here now.Could have made a fortune selling story of 21 month pregnancy
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so sorry for the late reply, it took ages deflating the doll !
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Not saying she's done it but she's certainly thinking hard about it. I recognise the look.
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