Matchday thread v Stevenage

[MrB]

Has anyone ever asked Clay what he does on a football pitch? I'd love to know the answer. In what way does he impact the game? You're not a tackler, you're never in position to stop a counter, you're not a provider, you don't make penetrating runs, you don't score goals... what do you do exactly?

He doesn’t score goals because he’s useless at shooting!! Absolutely useless!! And now he’ll go and score a pile driver

[gshaw]

How we doing at the moment

Our players are threading some lovely passes through...
...
...
...back towards our own goal

[Story of O]

68% possession, and like every other game nothing to show for it

[Millennial Snowflake]

WeVe GoT A tOp 3 SqUaD

[faith1234]

The formation is all wrong but we will have to support the team and jobi

[Story of O]

We start to attack their penalty area and end up passing the ball back to our half.

[gshaw]

Another solid stop by Vigoroux from a powerful header from a corner

[Story of O]

Don't we practice crossing?

[essexfootball]

It's just all possession no penetration, every game

[o-no]

This is as dull as ditchwater.

[RedDwarf 1881]

Jobi has got problems . It sounds like this team has no bottle .

[ContrifibulatoryFred]

It’s total dross so far.
Struggling to see the point of Wilkinson
Quite agree about the passing being ok but ineffectual

[Story of O]

Safety first passing

[essexfootball]

Commentary "I can't see the strategy"

[gshaw]

Victor and the stream stats trying to claim a through ball as a shot on target haha

[RedDwarf 1881]

I was just wondering if whether our owners was watching this rubbish

[gshaw]

What we need, is a squirrel on the pitch

[Bergen]

HT

Hm.

[Story of O]

If you did not know, you would think Embleton was still in charge.

[y o y o y]

Can we have the 2nd 45mins of just birthday shout outs. This is grim

[MrB]

Errr how many shots have we had on goal??

[gshaw]

Can we have a class register to check everyone is still awake?

Errr how many shots have we had on goal??

That would be 0

[Currywurst and Chips]

Zero inspiration

"Marked improvement" though apparently

[essexfootball]

This is dross, no way are the players not more capable then this, jmd and Wright both were out the wilderness and gone to a team higher In the league

[cymruO]

Not a lot to get excited about. Noticeable that Abrahams has seen as much of the ball as DJ was seeing. Got to be sorting this one out.