Burqas

[Max B Gold]

Well no, you were banned for relentless sh*t stirring and borderline defamation, as stated. Glad to see you've
used the last few days to have a really good think.

A polite request to nip your hilarious faux racism/Mod testing in the bud and then maybe we can all get along nicely.

He won't do it just do your job and get on with banning him for life.

if you where in charge of banning there would be no boarders left

Probably but I guarantee you right now it would be a better Board.

[Proposition Joe]

I'm off on holiday for a week so will PM you my login details.

[Max B Gold]

I'm off on holiday for a week so will PM you my login details.

Cheers pal. Don't expect there to be anyone but me and Thor when you get back.

[Disoriented]

I'm off on holiday for a week so will PM you my login details.

Cheers pal. Don't expect there to be anyone but me and Thor when you get back.

I fully expect to still be here keeping any recalcitrants honest.

[Max B Gold]

I'm off on holiday for a week so will PM you my login details.

Cheers pal. Don't expect there to be anyone but me and Thor when you get back.

I fully expect to still be here keeping any recalcitrants honest.

You would be the first one deleted. Don't kid yourself pal.

[Disoriented]

Cheers pal. Don't expect there to be anyone but me and Thor when you get back.

I fully expect to still be here keeping any recalcitrants honest.

You would be the first one deleted. Don't kid yourself pal.

Definitely not. Someone here needs to keep rampant anti-semitic, islamophobic, homophobic, racist, sexist and thick boarders in check.

[Max B Gold]

I fully expect to still be here keeping any recalcitrants honest.

You would be the first one deleted. Don't kid yourself pal.

Definitely not. Someone here needs to keep rampant anti-semitic, islamophobic, homophobic, racist, sexist and thick boarders in check.

Ok. I'm going to cut you some slack on a trial basis and here is the real challenge. Can you be funny and if not funny mildly amusing?

[Disoriented]

You would be the first one deleted. Don't kid yourself pal.

Definitely not. Someone here needs to keep rampant anti-semitic, islamophobic, homophobic, racist, sexist and thick boarders in check.

Ok. I'm going to cut you some slack on a trial basis and here is the real challenge. Can you be funny and if not funny mildly amusing?

Max, that is not a challenge. The challenge on this board is to be even-handed when dealing with pomposity, regardless of political persuasion. It is like putting bread in a toaster - the torch needs to be applied on both sides.

[Proposition Joe]

Who has a torch in their toaster?

[Max B Gold]

Who has a torch in their toaster?

Or butter bread before putting it in the Toaster.

[Proposition Joe]

Aside from the fire risk, that's great. The butter melts properly right in. Yum.

[CreamofSumYungGai]

Who has a torch in their toaster?

Or butter bread before putting it in the Toaster.

It’s basicaly fried bread. Or torched bread, if you will. Nowt wrong with that.

[Proposition Joe]

This is making me hungry now. Might go and knock up a torched cheese sandwich.

[CreamofSumYungGai]

Put a smidgeon of marmite under the cheese before torching it

[Esteban]

Well this thread went down a route I did not predict

[tuffers#1]

Well this thread went down a route I did not predict

Because they are bored with you & they are not allowing you to try & dictate how things proceed

Has the penny not dropped for ya still ?

[Esteban]

Well this thread went down a route I did not predict

Because they are bored with you & they are not allowing you to try & dictate how things proceed

Has the penny not dropped for ya still ?

The fact that this thread had so many replies suggests the opppsite, pal.

[Disoriented]

Who has a torch in their toaster?

You need to develop your vocabulary as a ‘torch’ is a euphemism for heat. I didn’t see the episode myself, but I am guessing you tripped up on some words round on Pointless.

[Proposition Joe]

I mean, that's not really a euphemism and 'to torch' or 'the torch' aren't regularly used synonyms for 'to heat' or 'the heat' so have a quick check of your own vocabulary and then you can inaccurately patronise people while we carry on this spectacularly dull discussion.

[Disoriented]

I mean, that's not really a euphemism and 'to torch' isn't a regularly used synonym for 'to heat' so have a quick check of your own vocabulary and then we can carry on this spectacularly dull discussion.

Pity your understanding of the spoken word and derivations of such are limited - maybe your language experiences have been been rather confined to a narrow spectrum of phraseology.

As for this dull topic, I agree wholeheartedly. I think you will find, however, it was not me who propagated it.

Given this is the third dodgy fishing thread started in the last few days (after Sajid Javid and Sadiq Khan), it’s odd that either of us are wasting energy on this ‘wording’ topic rather than calling out the usual racist suspects.

[Thor]

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[Proposition Joe]

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How did you do that?

[Thor]

[Lucky7]

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