Orient Conspiracy Theories

[Currywurst and Chips]

With Ross' latest interview, what are some?

Myles Judd's hamstrings

Russell Slade had a clandestine meeting with Barnsley's board at a Welcome Break on the M1

[PoliticOs]

Wasn't there one that Carl Griffiths punched Tommy Taylor on the team coach? Back from Darlington? Something like that.

[Scuba Diver]

'Fuelled' by booze and shovel, Francesco Beelzebub threw up on the team bus back from an away game in the aisle.

[Lovejoy]

Louis Dennis is pencilled in as the new Leyton Orient hatchet man.

[OyinbO]

Martin Ling believes COVID-19 is caused by 5G radiation and has set fire to all the antenna near the training ground

[Chicken Dhansak]

Wasn't there one about when Barry Hearn might actually pay for player?

[Lovejoy]

Peter Eustace had a sense of humour.

[StillSpike]

Frank Clark voted against a points deduction for Chesterfield that would have seen Orient in the playoffs (or promoted?) because he remembered all the "Clark Out" chants from his stint as manager.

[Thor]

With Boss' latest interview, what are some?

Myles Judd's hamstrings

Russell Slade had a clandestine meeting with Barnsley's board at a Welcome Break on the M1

Anything that hotdogs posts or Disorientated.

[Omygawd]

Boco is still on the payroll and will reappear with the next sighting of Haley’s comet.

[KC & sunshine band]

A mascot and ball boy becomes a manager

[Currywurst and Chips]

Theo isn't a bona fide Wyvern and is a dude in a costume

[Long slender neck]

The mystery of what happened to Buono?

[banqo]

Peter Eustace had a senese of humour.

No chance!

[Thor]

Peter Eustace had a senese of humour.

No chance!

I did not like him one little bit.

[Lovejoy]

Peter Eustace had a senese of humour.

No chance!

I did not like him one little bit.

Who did?

[Bergen]

Simon Downer`s mum was our manager for a few months in 2002/03.

[Smendrick Feaselberg]

"Orient are happy to be a family friendly club where people have a good day at the expense of wanting to improve and build for the future"

"Orient don't want to be promoted as it suits the owners to stay where we are"

[Ronnie Hotdogs]

An ex manager, who shall remain nameless, was sacked for getting noshed off in the car park by the lady responsible for a fly on the wall tv documentary about a football club in dire financial straits.

[banqo]

Peter Eustace had a senese of humour.

No chance!

I did not like him one little bit.

As a friend of mine used to say' he has all the charisma of a house brick'. Horrible man.

[Thor]

An ex manager, who shall remain nameless, was sacked for getting noshed off in the car park by the lady responsible for a fly on the wall tv documentary about a football club in dire financial straits.

Was you the women concerned?

[Ronnie Hotdogs]

An ex manager, who shall remain nameless, was sacked for getting noshed off in the car park by the lady responsible for a fly on the wall tv documentary about a football club in dire financial straits.

Was you the women concerned?

I would have been 8 years old at the time, you sick b*stard.

[PutneyO]

Barry Hearn didn't want Orient to beat Rotherham in that Play-off Final.

[Smendrick Feaselberg]

Barry Hearn didn't want Orient to beat Rotherham in that Play-off Final.

Or Scunny or Blackpool

[Dohnut]

An ex manager, who shall remain nameless, was sacked for getting noshed off in the car park by the lady responsible for a fly on the wall tv documentary about a football club in dire financial straits.

That’s a different take on a hard up manager.