MB - Deal or No Deal 2.30pm Today.

[BIGRON]

I was right to open a bottle of Moretti and sit out in the sunshine.

I got 3 large Morettis in Tesco for a fiver , they are in my fridge for later , lovely stuff

[Admin]

Threats towards the banker are unlikely to help you Ron. Let's hope that £20k is in your box.....

You can cut the tension with a knife.

Box 18 - definitely not what he wanted - £10,000 falls.....

(Camera sweeps to a nun chewing on her Rosary beads).

Box 13 - A much needed Blue - £5 goes.

(Camera's back on the nun - A single bead left hanging out of the side of her mouth)

Box 11 - Oh my god!!! 1p!!!

(Nun faints).

[Admin]

So it comes to this.

Ron has box 8. Box 9 is unopened. One has 50p in it, the other £20,000

Banker offers - £8,800

Ron - deal or no deal?

[Admin]

I was right to open a bottle of Moretti and sit out in the sunshine.

Everyone's a critic.

[Admin]

Ron - forgot to ask - swap or keep your box?

[BIGRON]

No deal and no swap , it's 20k or 50p and a parking ticket for the Banker .....go on mate do it

[Admin]

You can hear a pin drop.

Ron opens his box........

[Admin]

You have to admire his bravery. He stuck with his box from start to finish............

Box 8 has 50p in it.

Box 9 - £20,000

That's deal or no deal for you. Sadly Ron leaves the stage with 50p. The Banker has trounced him today.

[Admin]

Thanks to StillSpike and Ron for being such great contestants. Hope you've all enjoyed today's double episode of deal or no deal.

Who knows, you might find yourself in the crazy chair tomorrow at 2.30pm?

Noel Admins, leaving the building.

[BIGRON]

Never mind , i only wanted to beat Spike cos the idiot failed to put Flake in the chocolate bandoff and annoyingly didn't put Blazing Saddles in the comedy film bandoff tthanks for letting me participate I'm off to give the banker his parking ticket.