Bandoff - Biscuit Edition - Semi Final 2

[StillSpike]

Last hurdle before the grand final - who will make it to the St George's Day finale.

Last chance for the anti-penguin puritans to get rid of the foil wrapped beauties before the final

[Long slender neck]

They're plastic wrapped.

[Dunners]

I still maintain that Penguins deserve bonus consideration for the extra joy they bring with the hilarious jokes printed on the wrapper.

[Wally Banter]

I still maintain that Penguins deserve bonus consideration for the extra joy they bring with the hilarious jokes printed on the wrapper.

I bought a pack the other day, as they were on offer. The joke on the first one I ate was:

“What do you call a penguin with no I?”
“A pengun”

You decide how many bonus points that merits.

[Dunners]

That's brilliant. Here's one I found:

Q: Who is a Penguin's favourite pop star?

A: Seal

[Long slender neck]

Better.

[Dunners]

Q: What do you call a happy penguin?

A: a Pen-Grin! 

[Disoriented]

For those jokes alone, it has to be the MCs.

[Dunners]

There's more, but I don't want too peak too early. If Penguins were to pull off a shock victory here and get into the final, I will then unleash a torrent of their truly great jokes. There will be much splitting of sides and guffawing.

Now if that isn't incentive to vote for them I don't know what is.

[Constanza]

There's more, but I don't want too peak too early. If Penguins were to pull off a shock victory here and get into the final, I will then unleash a torrent of their truly great jokes. There will be much splitting of sides and guffawing.

And puffin

[StillSpike]

They're plastic wrapped.

I must be showing my age - I'm sure they were foil wrapped in my childhood (that is, foil like a Whirl chocolate bar is wrapped in now - colour on the outside, silver on the inside)

[Dunners]

Blimey - this is turning out to be the more exciting of the two semi finals.

Come on people, I love a MC too, but vote for the true outsider - The Penguin.

Q: What's a Penguin's favourite relative?

A: Aunt Arctica!!!

[StillSpike]

I wonder whether the Penguin is the only one of these 2 contenders capable of defeating the chocolate digestive leviathan in the Final. It looks like shortbread's given up the fight in the other Semi, and I can't see Maryland Cookies winning a possible final against choccy D's.

[slacker]

Whoever wins this has as much chance as Wigan beating Man City in the final...

[tuffers#1]

How is an american imposter of a cookie beating a
Traditional british Staple of childhood biscuitery ?

Especially as the final is on your esteemed St Georges Day !

Sacre bleu !

[Dunners]

Agreed, tuffers.

Come on people! Vote, or change your vote, for the mighty British institution that is the Penguin. We cannot let the American imposter win.

[y o y o y]

Done

[tuffers#1]

Thats the spirit
Do it for Captain Tom

Not for Major Hank !

[StillSpike]

Tuffers speaks truth, guys.

Come on, we can do this, change your vote to the lovely British Penguin - give the colonial imposter what for. Remember how the Americans re-told the story of the Great Escape on film to embiggen their contribution? Now's your chance to right that wrong.

[Constanza]

Both made in the UK
Let's make biscuits great again

[Chicken Dhansak]

The British make good biscuits, great biscuits. D.J. Trump.

[Dunners]

This is for U-571.

[Celtient]

Never tasted a Maryland Cookie. I used to quite like a Penguin as a child, although they weren't a patch on a Bandit. Had a Penguin recently and thought it was poor. Another biscuit they've mucked about with to its detriment.