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It’s almost as if I was making a point

RedDwarf 1881 wrote: ↑Sun May 12, 2024 2:26 pm I was just wondering , do we have to enter this competition .? Is there any chance we could give next year a miss ?

Oh crap, I didn’t watch it. Am I going to be arrested for missing the mandatory viewing?

I love “they realised”, as if at 6:30 last night John Eurovision was talking to his wife and she was like “but when Israel wins, and next year is held there, won’t there by a boycott?”, the blood drained from his face and he went “oh for f***s sake!”, had two minutes of being “f*** f*** f***!!” then...

Who was your favourite non binary from last night? The man or the woman? (For me it was the woman, she was quite sexy in a mental sort of way) Non binary,binary,pans gender,pans people the worlds gone mental, how about this, if it’s got a pair of bollo—s it’s a man if it hasn’t it’s a women. There ...

One of the non binaries seems like a right dozy tart and probably hasn’t got that bright of a career as they’ll probably get themselves knocked up and then disappear as they raise a brood of kids The other one however, for some reason I reckon they’ll take their career seriously, knuckle down and ge...

Who was your favourite non binary from last night? The man or the woman?
(For me it was the woman, she was quite sexy in a mental sort of way)

Proposition Joe wrote: ↑Sun May 12, 2024 12:26 pm Does everything *have* to be a conspiracy? Must be exhausting.

They want you tired

Hoover Attack wrote: ↑Sun May 12, 2024 11:01 am Ooooohhhhhhhh. Just heard the winner back and listened to the lyrics properly for the first time -

‘Between the 0s and 1s, I found my kingdom come’.

People are going to lose their sh*t even more when they realise the winning song is about they/them pronouns.

Why?

Dunners wrote: ↑Sun May 12, 2024 8:47 am "Fae" is taking it well, I see.

“The queers are coming - non binaries for the win”*

*says heterosexual woman in a relationship with a man

Why?

Red dwarf is worried Labour won’t win outright?

Lol

Who would have thought Eurovision enthusiasts would be prone to OTT hyperbole?

He “discovered” Eurovision in 2014. Grateful to him for his discovery, it’s a great little hidden gem

Lol at “demonic”

lol

It’s Brisbane Road by Steve White and the Protest Family. It’s an original song, not a repurposed lyric

Can you let me know what is fun please mate, I’ll be sure to only watch those things

If you said it to your partner, you’d be telling her you’re having 4 at the most

Anyway, if she said do you want a “few” I would expect four, and I’d decline on the basis that I’d end up wanting more or going to the shops to buy a couple of packets. Now if she said “do you want SOME?”, well then I’d be intrigued as to whether she was up for sharing the whole packet or not, but I...

And I said yes to what?

Here’s the answer - if your partner is popping to the shops, and she says “do you want anything?”, if you say “a couple of beers”, you mean two. Three is a bonus but not expected. If you say “a few beers” and get three, you’d feel shortchanged but not able to say anything cos you didn’t specify. Fou...

What nonce put six?

*mate

Meat

“I only cheated on you a FEW times!”
“But you NEVER take out the bins!”
“I did it a few times!”