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Meat

“I only cheated on you a FEW times!”
“But you NEVER take out the bins!”
“I did it a few times!”

What’s Rooosh in Hebrew?

Genuinely the weirdest conflict I’ve ever seen on this board. And I’ve participated in the other nine in the top ten

Where’s her plushy octopus?

Wow, I thought “why is this thread so popular”
It’s amazing that it’s this heated.

Hats off to my local pub, who have done their bit to prevent genocide by cancelling their Eurovision screening party.

Spline?

Now if I was going to send you an *insincere* mental health check in, intended as a dig, it’d be after posting Supertanskii takes It's funny though and says something deeply troubling about the underlying currents within Noo Nu Labour. Have you recently had a sense of humour bypass or am I still Re...

The first one was

Now if I was going to send you an *insincere* mental health check in, intended as a dig, it’d be after posting Supertanskii takes

Also, surely playing music out loud on your phone on a bus is the social fcukwit version of playing music out loud on your phone on a bus?

Your sentence implies that playing music out loud on a bus is reasonable, while playing commentary out loud at a match is what the equivalent, social fcukwits do

Yeah, it comes to something when you can’t get any peace and quiet at a football match

I’m personally fed up of all this interference

Side issue but in things like this, the phrase by a judge “I am entirely satisfied that…” conjures up some funny imagery for me. Like he’s sitting in a velvet chair by a fire, glass of brandy and a cigar, lays back and sighs, deeply satisfied that the motivation for crushing the balls was sexual gra...

The issue didn’t really seem to be with the Guardian. The pile on definitely appeared to be on her. I’m assuming no one made it as far as the rape part? I’d certainly be interested to hear the account of the female friend that she implies pretended to drink rum in order to enable Hagen to get drunk...

A few questions This person is now non binary why? Because they're unattractive? They're also now queer? Do not recall any female partners being mentioned in the article, except a fantasy about an old actress. Sounding like she is scrabbling around for an answer to her incel problem What's a "...

my newfound non-binaryness makes me feel quite confused. How do I have sex without all the gendered sexual scripts? Not to mention my queerness – or rather, my being a 35-year-old queer person who has only ever slept with cis penises. On top of everything, I am socially awkward and often diagnosed-...

my newfound non-binaryness makes me feel quite confused. How do I have sex without all the gendered sexual scripts? Not to mention my queerness – or rather, my being a 35-year-old queer person who has only ever slept with cis penises. On top of everything, I am socially awkward and often diagnosed-...

Currywurst and Chips wrote: ↑Sun May 05, 2024 6:03 pm Detective Amoral is a great name

He seemed a step up from Detective Apathetic, but just cos he looks busy, I’m not convinced he’s doing the right thing

ComeOnYouOs wrote: ↑Fri May 03, 2024 9:36 am Today marks the 17th anniversary of the 'disappearance' of Madeleine McCann

Weird post

Guilty LOL at picking “giraffe” from all the zoo animals

Strong candidate for “didn’t happen” towards the end: “I was once waiting at a bus stop late at night and a guy stopped his bicycle to talk to me. He looked excited to see me, like a little boy at the zoo seeing a giraffe for the first time. He asked for my number so enthusiastically that I gave it ...

I would’ve called the article out for its lack of succinctness but I wouldn’t like to be accused of hypocrisy