Independent Leyton Orient Forum

Presumably my hand-turned gramophone is not on the prohibited list? I like to listen to my 78's collection at halftime

Well, they haven't fallen yet and I suspect that many Scots will continue to be too suspicious of Labour to consider voting for them again in large numbers

Curried tofu with pickle sounds delish

What about maybe giving out free Jelly Babies on a Friday? Admittedly, they ain't as good as they used to be ( they are just a blob that doesn't even look like a baby and are covered in white gunk) but it still might raise morale a bit

Just another day in the life of a Tory MP. Hardly newsworthy in my opinion

Wonder what it was that Cruyff witnessed? Eight years now since he "died". Would have thought the case would have come to court by now. Of course, with a cover up on this scale, we'll probably never hear about it. I imagine Cruyff will be living on a ranch in Wyoming or somewhere, trying t...

Celtic's Charlie Tully scored direct from a corner kick against Falkirk in 1953. The ref disallowed the goal saying that the ball hadn't been fully in the corner flag arc. He re-took the corner and scored again

True. I can't count the number of times I've sent indecent pics of myself to strangers but haven't had the courage to apologise

I think they will have gained a lot of new voters with the latest revelations regarding William Wragg. That only 3 Tory MP's were apparently moved to send nudey pics of themselves to strangers, suggests that the party is getting it's house in order. Not only that, Wragg himself has "courageousl...

I guess he's referring to the bit about the gunmen wandering casually around for an hour, killing at will with no sense of urgency in a country where police/ FSB are virtually everywhere

Love the tactics magnetboard. Looks like the Southend keeper is being used to hold the teamsheets up

Vladimir Putin has told the Russian people that Ukraine is linked to the Crocus City Hall terror attack on Friday night that killed at least 133 people. In a video address lasting five-and-a-half minutes, the newly relected Russian president said Russian security forces believed they had apprehende...

Theresa May trampling the farmers wheat

I was just reading some of the unbelievably stupid stuff he was saying about Scotland. He would appear to have the intellect of a rather immature 9 year old

I didn't know what a stadium kit was, so Googled it. Apparently it helps you stay cool. Would have thought the players would have preferred that version

Doesn't ring true. Surely he would have said "Come in, hit one! You'll feel better if you hit one"

Some time after his death, The Strand magazine wrote "Nature had so exhausted herself in the task of giving this prodigy a nose as to altogether forget to endow him with brains ; or perhaps the nose crowded our this latter commodity. At all events, we are told this Yorkshireman expired, nose an...

Uh-Oh, Katie's now saying she dabbles in photo editing. This is getting seriously weird

Proposition Joe wrote: ↑Mon Mar 11, 2024 10:31 am Also, why is no-one mentioning that the two boys look like Nigel Farage? That's the real story.

I think the youngest one has a striking resemblance to his great uncle Andy when he was that age. Admittedly, Andy would probably have considered Waity to be a bit of a granny, but you never know

That will be one miserable and bitter group. If it's laughter you're after, you should check out our Marxist splinter group The Saltire Orient Popular Front. Long trips to Exeter etc are whiled away by quoting to each other the best lines from the great man himself. Such as "Like my nose? I pi...

There hasn't been a Possee in Leyton since Derek I reckon

Tinnitus is a bugger. I get a sort of high pitched screech in my left ear which annoys me particularly when in bed. My old mum used to hear an orchestra playing in her ears which drove her round the bend, so hope I never get that form of tinnitus

Had my eyes lasered about 20 years ago. My long vision is still perfect but, as I was advised at the time, my near vision would gradually decline due to muscle wastage at the back of the eye or something. I need reading glasses to look at anything close up so just buy these cheapo reading specs for ...

I suspect he is alive & well and has put that persona in abeyance. Perhaps because the name he chose there, has Jewish overtones & he may feel it is inappropriate at this moment in time. Especially as the persona seems to be somewhat sympathetic to the Galloway side of the Political spectru...

I see that Dagenham are at home that day. Might go to see them against Oldham, assuming neither team have a international in the squad for Andorra under 18's or something that day