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by Celtient
Thu May 15, 2025 1:47 pm
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Last nights ref
Replies: 57
Views: 1665

Re: Last nights ref

Like the scorpion, Professional footballers would find it almost impossible to change their ways. I saw a fullback the other night in splendid isolation. He tried to knock it down the line and shanked it out for a throw- in. His hand immediately shot up claiming the throw. They can't help themselves
by Celtient
Thu May 15, 2025 1:26 pm
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Last nights ref
Replies: 57
Views: 1665

Re: Last nights ref

So, if referees start regularly awarding penalties at corner kicks, the fouling will stop. Hmm. I am reminded of the story off the scorpion and the frog. A scorpion arrives at a river bank and wishes to cross. Being a non-swimmer, he spies a frog and asks if it will carry him across the river on it'...
by Celtient
Thu May 15, 2025 11:51 am
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Last nights ref
Replies: 57
Views: 1665

Re: Last nights ref

You make it sound so simple. The point I am making is that the referee has an almost impossible job with 20 players all grappling with each other. Which incident do you penalise - they're all at it! Why would you necessarily penalise the defending team? Look at how Stockport managed to (illegally) ...
by Celtient
Thu May 15, 2025 11:19 am
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Last nights ref
Replies: 57
Views: 1665

Re: Last nights ref

OK. Which foul does he penalise? There are likely to be multiple fouls occurring at the same time by players from both sides All of them. Warn them and then follow it through. I don’t think it’s overly complex. As soon as they start to enforce the rules the fouls will stop. It’s ridiculous that if ...
by Celtient
Thu May 15, 2025 10:47 am
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Last nights ref
Replies: 57
Views: 1665

Re: Last nights ref

OK. Which foul does he penalise? There are likely to be multiple fouls occurring at the same time by players from both sides
by Celtient
Thu May 15, 2025 10:35 am
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Last nights ref
Replies: 57
Views: 1665

Re: Last nights ref

You imply that is only the defending team who are guilty of all the nonsense that goes on at a corner but the attacking team are often just as bad
by Celtient
Thu May 15, 2025 10:21 am
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Last nights ref
Replies: 57
Views: 1665

Re: Last nights ref

Even if its the forward doing the fouling? Seems harsh
by Celtient
Thu May 15, 2025 10:19 am
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Last nights ref
Replies: 57
Views: 1665

Re: Last nights ref

The pushing, pulling, blocking off, throwing players to the ground etc at corner kicks has just gotten ridiculous at all levels of the game. Impossible to referee really. I seriously think something radical needs to be done. Maybe limiting the amount of players allowed in the box when the kick is ta...
by Celtient
Sun May 11, 2025 3:21 pm
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Underrated bands…
Replies: 41
Views: 1338

Re: Underrated bands…

The Archies
by Celtient
Sat May 10, 2025 2:58 pm
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Exiles thread - Stockport (H - Play-off)
Replies: 106
Views: 4028

Re: Exiles thread - Stockport (H - Play-off)

Despite not playing particularly well, we still drew with a very decent Stockport side. Our tremendous away form we see us through
by Celtient
Fri May 09, 2025 8:45 am
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Central line
Replies: 21
Views: 982

Re: Central line

I understand that pump trolleys will be available on the Central Line on Saturday. You know, those little carts that you used to see in old Westerns where two guys pump a handle up and down to propel a little cart along the tracks. Max capacity is 6 though, so plan your journey carefully How does o...
by Celtient
Thu May 08, 2025 6:41 pm
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Central line
Replies: 21
Views: 982

Re: Central line

I understand that pump trolleys will be available on the Central Line on Saturday. You know, those little carts that you used to see in old Westerns where two guys pump a handle up and down to propel a little cart along the tracks. Max capacity is 6 though, so plan your journey carefully
by Celtient
Sun May 04, 2025 1:10 pm
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Can you imagine…….?
Replies: 6
Views: 851

Re: Can you imagine…….?

After gathering only 8 points from the first 11 league games, I thought that the story was going to be strictly of the horror variety. The turnaround was remarkable and I think it may be written in the stars that this side will go all the way to The Championship. Not so sure what will happen when we...
by Celtient
Fri Apr 25, 2025 9:40 am
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: India Pakistan Watch
Replies: 14
Views: 787

Re: India Pakistan Watch

We need Trumpet to use all of his diplomacy skills to defuse this situation immediately. After ending the Ukrainian war in his first day in office this should be piece of cake for him
by Celtient
Mon Apr 21, 2025 5:01 pm
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Exiles thread - Cambridge U. (A)
Replies: 113
Views: 3933

Re: Exiles thread - Cambridge U. (A)

I thought our chance had gone as Cambridge seemed to drag us down to their level second half. But they never give up. Great stuff
by Celtient
Mon Apr 21, 2025 12:57 pm
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: The Guardian
Replies: 10
Views: 962

Re: The Guardian

I buy the papers at the weekend only, Guardian and Observer. What I really want is a weekly paper or magazine that has no news, but recipes, food reviews, sport, stuff about films, books and tv and a Stewart Lee column. Does such a thing exist anymore? I want mid nineties NME combined with the BBC ...
by Celtient
Fri Apr 18, 2025 5:40 pm
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Exiles Thread.
Replies: 113
Views: 3918

Re: Exiles Thread.

Donley voted Man of the Match? He improved a lot second half (as did they all) but surely it was a choice between Kelman and Galbraith. No matter though, just thrilled with that comeback
by Celtient
Sun Apr 06, 2025 5:03 pm
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: DJ
Replies: 32
Views: 2441

Re: DJ

He has good close control and is hard to be dispossessed, the problem is what does with the ball after that. There could definitely be a player in there but maybe needs some specialist coaching or something
by Celtient
Sat Apr 05, 2025 4:06 pm
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Exiles thread - Wigan (H)
Replies: 35
Views: 2176

Re: Exiles thread - Wigan (H)

Almost the whole game played in the shadow of the South Stand. Get it into the sunlight! I can't see thing!
by Celtient
Sat Apr 05, 2025 11:09 am
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Russia / Ukraine Watch
Replies: 2298
Views: 101275

Re: Russia / Ukraine Watch

No, he thinks there's an opportunity for lots of Americans to get very, very rich. It's going to be beautiful. Riches like you've never seen before. Actually, it's going to be even better than that. There will be so much money that they'll need to acquire another country to store all the money. And ...
by Celtient
Sat Apr 05, 2025 9:44 am
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: The Far North
Replies: 13
Views: 1282

Re: The Far North

Friend or faux wrote: Fri Apr 04, 2025 9:46 pm Return ferry crossing to Lerwick, booked for beginning of July.
I hope you have booked an interpreter as well
by Celtient
Fri Apr 04, 2025 4:33 pm
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: The Far North
Replies: 13
Views: 1282

Re: The Far North

I've taken the ferry from Aberdeen to Lerwick but nothing would entice me to spend 14 hours on a train. I have also flown from Aberdeen to Shetland. Not to Lerwick though, you land at Sumburgh in the south of the main island. I picked up a hire car and had to drive across the runway to exit the airp...
by Celtient
Fri Apr 04, 2025 10:26 am
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Relationship advice needed
Replies: 15
Views: 798

Re: Relationship advice needed

It's how we Pikeys do things innit
by Celtient
Fri Apr 04, 2025 10:00 am
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Relationship advice needed
Replies: 15
Views: 798

Re: Relationship advice needed

Slit his greyhounds' throats