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by Celtient
Mon Oct 16, 2023 4:44 pm
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Israel
Replies: 2515
Views: 59184

Re: Israel

2005 was a good year. Any coincidence that this was the year that YouTube was launched and everybody was watching cats falling off chairs instead of killing each other?
by Celtient
Thu Oct 05, 2023 9:47 am
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: HS2
Replies: 42
Views: 890

Re: HS2

Who are the people who need to get to Birmingham more quickly, and for what reason? I'm being serious when I ask what the perceived boost to the economy is by cutting travel time by a few minutes. Surely business people don't actually travel to meetings in this day and age, or if they do, not by tra...
by Celtient
Wed Oct 04, 2023 4:20 pm
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: FAO Mickeys Bullock, COYOS, RedDwarf (and others)
Replies: 28
Views: 1390

Re: FAO Mickeys Bullock, COYOS, RedDwarf (and others)

Nice try, but don't believe a word of it. Its all part of the conspiracy
by Celtient
Wed Oct 04, 2023 12:40 pm
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: It's coming home (2028)
Replies: 22
Views: 1104

Re: It's coming home (2028)

It's been confirmed that the UK and Ireland bid is the only bid left in contention for Euro 2028 after Turkey has withdrawn. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/67003581 It will be interesting to have all home nations automatically qualify so we get to bet on who gets knocked out first. And we all know wh...
by Celtient
Tue Oct 03, 2023 1:46 pm
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Isn’t “Grassing” just telling the truth about someone who has broken or could be breaking the law
Replies: 8
Views: 503

Re: Isn’t “Grassing” just telling the truth about someone who has broken or could be breaking the law

greyhound wrote: Tue Oct 03, 2023 12:13 pm just ask all those grasses that are in concrete under flyovers.
I suspect that this didn't happen as frequently as folklore might suggest. I know that McAlpines had a strict "no corpses in the concrete mix" policy for example
by Celtient
Mon Oct 02, 2023 6:54 pm
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Nonce O'Clock
Replies: 44
Views: 1972

Re: Nonce O'Clock

Celtient wrote: Tue Sep 19, 2023 6:48 pm Sounds great, but I fear that after a few high profile nonces have been unmasked, they'll start scraping the barrel for Z-listers that no one has heard of, as has happened in Strictly, Masterchef etc
I did warn you
by Celtient
Thu Sep 28, 2023 1:37 pm
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: C**t's. The definitive into the sea with 'em thread.
Replies: 60
Views: 1766

Re: C**t's. The definitive into the sea with 'em thread.

Laurence Fox. But can I punch his face first?
by Celtient
Thu Sep 28, 2023 12:24 pm
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Tory Watch
Replies: 7089
Views: 176845

Re: Tory Watch

Arise Sir Moggy! Fabulous. Apart from sucking up tirelessly to Bodge when he was PM, not sure what this is for. Although, the names of his children have given me much amusement over the years
by Celtient
Wed Sep 27, 2023 11:48 am
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Russia / Ukraine Watch
Replies: 1836
Views: 43242

Re: Russia / Ukraine Watch

Meanwhile, UKs first midget sized Prime Minister bags a £5M profit for supplying equipment to Russia. https://x.com/bongosaloon/status/1706785667060228119?s=20 Those little suits and shirts and tiny little shoes have to be specially made for him and they don't come cheap. You can't blame the man fo...
by Celtient
Tue Sep 26, 2023 7:18 pm
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Trump Watch
Replies: 155
Views: 4020

Re: Trump Watch

The whales have been climbing up the wind turbines and jumping off the top, just for a laugh. Unfortunately, some have mistimed their jumps and been mutilated by the blades. If Trumpo can put an end to these dangerous high-jinks, he would get my vote
by Celtient
Sun Sep 24, 2023 4:39 pm
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Beradogs
Replies: 25
Views: 1028

Re: Beradogs

Potential banning offence detected. Use of the word Holibobs. Eugh. What? Or are you just jealous 😂🙈 Are they having a laugh e.g ban the word ''Holibobs'' whatever next ban the word ''Chris-tmas'' ? Oliver Cromwell tried that as well, didnt work though ! People who use the term Holibobs probably re...
by Celtient
Fri Sep 22, 2023 11:03 am
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Brighton in Europe
Replies: 12
Views: 657

Re: Brighton in Europe

Bit rude that the BBC described the guy who hit AEK's winner as a ponce
by Celtient
Tue Sep 19, 2023 6:48 pm
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Nonce O'Clock
Replies: 44
Views: 1972

Re: Nonce O'Clock

Sounds great, but I fear that after a few high profile nonces have been unmasked, they'll start scraping the barrel for Z-listers that no one has heard of, as has happened in Strictly, Masterchef etc
by Celtient
Sat Sep 16, 2023 12:23 pm
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Dog watch
Replies: 104
Views: 2256

Re: Dog watch

I do admire wolves but do not approve of them being in captivity. If they did this voluntary of course and went home to the woods at night, then sounds good
by Celtient
Sat Sep 16, 2023 10:00 am
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Dog watch
Replies: 104
Views: 2256

Re: Dog watch

I'd be nicer to humans if they didn't have dogs. Unfortunately, in my village practically everyone has at least one, and it is very fashionable to have two or even three nowadays
by Celtient
Fri Sep 15, 2023 6:42 pm
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Dog watch
Replies: 104
Views: 2256

Re: Dog watch

The group you describe are of course a huge part of the problem, but there are also huge numbers of "ordinary" people who think it is acceptable to have their large dogs running off the lead in areas where children are playing and out in the countryside. Last year, my wife and I had a frig...
by Celtient
Fri Sep 15, 2023 6:09 pm
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Dog watch
Replies: 104
Views: 2256

Re: Dog watch

Although, if a wolf ever did attack a human here, I can just imagine the hysteria. But if its a dog, most people seem to think its a price worth paying as dogs are lovely
by Celtient
Fri Sep 15, 2023 6:06 pm
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Dog watch
Replies: 104
Views: 2256

Re: Dog watch

Wolves don't attack humans generally but I think the thousands of sheep up here will go on strike if this ever happens
by Celtient
Fri Sep 15, 2023 4:11 pm
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Dog watch
Replies: 104
Views: 2256

Re: Dog watch

Horrific stuff. How many more people need to die or be badly injured before this country gets serious about eradicating these vicious brutes? You can just tell by looking at a dog if it's the kind of thing you wouldn't want to come face to face with off a lead. I don't know why we have to get so hun...
by Celtient
Wed Sep 13, 2023 10:35 am
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Dog watch
Replies: 104
Views: 2256

Re: Dog watch

Anyone who has a blanket dislike of dogs should be on a Government watchlist but do agree with some of the comments, particularly regarding dog mess being left (absolutely infuriating) and off lead dogs not being trained. The number of times one charges over and winds one of ours up and the owner s...
by Celtient
Wed Sep 13, 2023 8:09 am
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Jude Bellingham
Replies: 36
Views: 3093

Re: Jude Bellingham

Saw him for the first time last night in the Scotland friendly. Have to say, he was hugely impressive and certainly lived up to the hype
by Celtient
Tue Sep 12, 2023 3:37 pm
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Dog watch
Replies: 104
Views: 2256

Re: Dog watch

I've had second thoughts. In my 5 year career as a paperboy, and 20 years as a DWP visiting officer, I've been growled at, barked at, lunged at ( thankfully only bitten 4 times) by practically every breed of dog that I can think of. Apart from a cocker spaniel. They will get a height exemption
by Celtient
Tue Sep 12, 2023 3:21 pm
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Dog watch
Replies: 104
Views: 2256

Re: Dog watch

From me, I meant to say
by Celtient
Tue Sep 12, 2023 3:20 pm
Forum: General Chat (League One Boardin')
Topic: Dog watch
Replies: 104
Views: 2256

Re: Dog watch

No argument from there